demisemme

demisemme

Favorite films

  • The Princess Bride
  • Beauty and the Beast
  • Polite Society
  • Come from Away

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  • The Substance

  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    ★★★★★

  • Love Hurts

    ★★★½

  • Love Lies Bleeding

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  • Love Hurts

    Love Hurts

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • The Wild Robot

    The Wild Robot

    ★★★★★

    Not exaggerating at all, this is one of the best films ever, AND probably the best animated film I have ever seen. Beautifully rendered. Not a second wasted on pacing. Stellar voice cast, led by an absolutely INCOMPARABLE Lupita Nyong'o. Heartfelt and resonant writing. 100000/10, would show to anyone without hesitation.

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  • The Bushido Blade

    The Bushido Blade

    ½

    You'd think a movie with Toshirō Mifune, Sonny Chiba, James Earl Jones, and Mako would be cool. You'd be wrong.
    This movie has blackface within the first five minutes, really weird anti-Japanese racism throughout the rest of the movie, horrible pacing, and countless actors who are so, so much better than this.
    Maybe you could make a good drinking game out of it, or do some MST3K riffing, but in general? Not worth it. Just... not.

  • Firebrand

    Firebrand

    Move over, The Other Boleyn Girl, there's a new historically inaccurate fake feminist movie about a wife of Henry VIII that makes me want to walk into the Thames forever.