Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Turtles All the Way Down 2024

  ★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  cute!

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  Booksmart 2019

  ½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  this is like if superbad and bottoms had a child that worked at buzzfeed in 2017

Popular reviews

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  Rocky 1976

  ½ Watched 29 Mar 2023 2

  i hate this movie. i hate how rocky talks- all he does is say yo bwuhh bahh guh you know, i hate how he treats adrian. i hate paulie he's so fucking psychotic and weirdly incestuous. this movie is so long and the plot only happens in the last twenty minutes it's such a waste of time. sylvester stallone should have never been an actor he sucks so much. really thought i was going to be watching a classic but…

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  Daniel Howell: WE'RE ALL DOOMED! 2024

  ½ Watched 02 May 2024

  as a phan i REALLY wanted to like this, but it's so painfully millennial i couldn't.
  i'm going to sleep- wake me up when dan and phil stop making being gay their entire personality, it's getting tiring.

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