Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes 2023

  ½ Watched 15 Dec 2023

  This is the worst 7 movies I’ve ever seen

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  Maybe I Do 2023

  ½ Watched 18 Oct 2023

  Maybe we should actually let AI write screenplays if this is what we get from humans.

Popular reviews

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  The Professor 2018

  ½ Added

  There possibly are spoilers below but trust me you're better off just reading this review and saving yourself some 90 minutes and the pain of having watched this.

  Johnny Depp plays yet another Johnny Depp in this garbage fire of a movie. Why does shit like this keep getting made? Does anyone read the script before pouring money into this crap. It's not just deeply sexist and homophobic it's also just... badly written and very boring. Some pseudo-philosophical bullshit about…

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  The Favourite 2018

  ★★½ Watched 03 Jan 2019

  Yes, great acting, beautiful cinematography, amazing costumes but, for me, it was just that. This film was just... meh. I found the script to be very shallow and I feel like the 'absurd' moments were very cliche. (classical music over a slow-mo shot of something ridiculous, how groundbreaking)

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