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  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
  • Halloween
  • Groundhog Day
  • Girl - Yeah Right!

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  • Rush Hour 2

    ★★½

  • Magazine Dreams

    ★★★★

  • Interstellar

    ★★★★½

  • Borderline

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  • The Electric State

    The Electric State

    ★★½

    The Electric State isn’t as bad as the internet says, but it’s a sci-fi mess—equal parts dull, directionless, and bloated.

    My biggest issue? Netflix dumping it on streaming. It’s just disrespectful to cinema.

    Set in a bizarre ‘90s world where robots were used and abused until they rebelled (and lost to humans), they’re now shoved into an exclusion zone and left to rot.

    Enter Cosmo, a quirky robot who crashes into Millie Bobby Brown’s life, hinting that her presumed-dead brother…

  • Black Bag

    Black Bag

    ★★★½

    How do you sustain a marriage when lying is your job?

    Steven Soderbergh is back again in 2025 after Presence, with another David Koepp collaboration—this time, a lean espionage thriller twisted in workplace drama and marital secrets.

    Michael Fassbender and Cate Blanchett are George and Kathryn—spies who’ve somehow made marriage work in a world where “black bag” is code for “I can’t tell you shit.” It's classified, and move on.

    No one knows how they pull it off.

    Well, their…

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  • Love Lies Bleeding

    Love Lies Bleeding

    ★★★★½

    'LOVE LIES BLEEDING' is an atmospheric, gripping and intense exploration of love, obsession, and violence.

  • Snow White

    Snow White

    ★★½

    I can report that the PR nightmare is, in fact, worse than the movie — sorry to disappoint.

    These live-action remakes just don’t capture the magic of the animated originals. But then again, maybe that “magic” was just me being a clueless kid with zero responsibilities — no bills, no career stress, no existential dread.

    Maybe Happy Gilmore 2 will be the cinematic revival I truly need…
    Cheers to you, Adam Sandler.

    I dare you to click here, if your attention span is better than a goldfish with ADHD