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The Electric State 2025
The Electric State isn’t as bad as the internet says, but it’s a sci-fi mess—equal parts dull, directionless, and bloated.
My biggest issue? Netflix dumping it on streaming. It’s just disrespectful to cinema.
Set in a bizarre ‘90s world where robots were used and abused until they rebelled (and lost to humans), they’re now shoved into an exclusion zone and left to rot.
Enter Cosmo, a quirky robot who crashes into Millie Bobby Brown’s life, hinting that her presumed-dead brother…
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Black Bag 2025
How do you sustain a marriage when lying is your job?
Steven Soderbergh is back again in 2025 after Presence, with another David Koepp collaboration—this time, a lean espionage thriller twisted in workplace drama and marital secrets.
Michael Fassbender and Cate Blanchett are George and Kathryn—spies who’ve somehow made marriage work in a world where “black bag” is code for “I can’t tell you shit.” It's classified, and move on.
No one knows how they pull it off.
Well, their…
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Love Lies Bleeding 2024
'LOVE LIES BLEEDING' is an atmospheric, gripping and intense exploration of love, obsession, and violence.
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Snow White 2025
I can report that the PR nightmare is, in fact, worse than the movie — sorry to disappoint.
These live-action remakes just don’t capture the magic of the animated originals. But then again, maybe that “magic” was just me being a clueless kid with zero responsibilities — no bills, no career stress, no existential dread.
Maybe Happy Gilmore 2 will be the cinematic revival I truly need…
Cheers to you, Adam Sandler.I dare you to click here, if your attention span is better than a goldfish with ADHD
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