Okay hear me out… I’m just saying I don’t find the friendship between the characters the movie is named after to be believable in the SLIGHTEST. I mean I would certainly not want to be friends with some Wario lookin bastard who wears a bird furry costume literally everywhere, especially if our first conversation began with him mocking my dead mother and ended with him taking a SHIT on my windowsill!
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Black Swan 2010
Can’t believe I sat on this movie for so long just cause the toxic masculinity in me was saying “Yeah but do you REALLY want to watch a movie about ballerinas though?”
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The Prestige 2006
My best friend once asked me if I preferred this movie or The Illusionist (one of his favorite films), and I was like “…sorry dude, this one’s got David Bowie in it.”
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Puss in Boots: The Last Wish 2022
It’s funny how when it was announced that Chris Meledandri was taking over Dreamworks, everyone (including myself) was like “Welp, they had a good run” and was totally ready the end of the studio. I’m SO glad this movie came along to make us eat our words
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