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Beetlejuice Beetlejuice 2024
Bob wasn’t going for it…
Jenna Ortega was solid I thought she’d be in it more but I’m fine with that. We got more Winona than I expected and I love that (Not them fuck as bangs but I love that woman so it’s cool). Somebody tell Delores she can suck my soul fasho. I will become a deflated airbag for her. That being said I needed more Monica. William Dafoe just was there to have fun and I had fun because of that. Catherine was great as usual. Michael mothafuckin’ Keaton I feel like that’s all that needs to be said.
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Abigail 2024
The rat pack is back but this time their trapped
RIP Angus. Melissa oh how I love thee. Kevin Durand…. GOATED! Peter’s a damn idiot and for a bad guy he’s a good fucking guy. Sammy was cool until she did what she did to my mothafuckin’ dawg. Dan I rock with you bro but you be pissing me off this and then Cuckoo bro play somebody worth a damn for once. Alisha as Abigail she did her thing. She really carried for a little bit I can’t lie to you. Kathryn you’re not your character so you still cool with me.Translated from by
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Alien: Romulus 2024
Real Aliens back on top
There was more
Than something in the water. This movie is damn good and was a thrill to watch. The set ups for this movie were insane. Only my first watch so I don’t remember all characters names. The dude with the bandana… He deserved everything he got. He is not the homie you want on your team when shit goes south. Bros brain apparently got cooked in an earlier scene. The audio in this…Translated from by -
Challengers 2024
Kinky. Mothafuckas. Being. Kinky.
First off Zendaya… Second Zendaya… They had Zendaya white girl dancing and that was a bit disturbing. There’s some hop scotching in the timeline of the movie and happens OFTEN. Solid movie.
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