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derocko

My opinions on movies are objectively correct always

Favorite films

  • Evangelion: 3.0+1.0 Thrice Upon a Time
  • La La Land
  • The Shawshank Redemption
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

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  • Hardcore Henry

    ★★★

  • Coneheads

    ★★★★½

  • Novocaine

    ★★★★½

  • The Map of Tiny Perfect Things

    ★★★½

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  • Hardcore Henry

    Hardcore Henry

    ★★★

    I’ll say this, I really appreciate how unique and creative this movie is. Not just the fact that it’s in the first person, but the fight scenes themselves are also very unique and have a lot of thought put into them. That’s where my praise ends unfortunately. The plot really fell flat for me (on top of being really messy) and the acting was equally terrible. All in all, 3/5.

  • Coneheads

    Coneheads

    ★★★★½

    Pleasantly surprised with how funny this movie was. I was laughing way more than I expected to. The immigration stuff was also super funny. All in all, 4.5/5.

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  • She's Out of My League

    She's Out of My League

    ★★★

    Well, through the guiding hands of fate, my first movie of the new year has decidedly been this one. Not sure what I can say other than it’s a rom com alright. I know it’s a bit old, but it is so corny and pathetic honestly. Loser guy gets the dream girl. Loser guy overthinks things and through a lack of self confidence he loses the girl. Loser guy gets the girl again. Only thing the movie has going for…

  • Joker: Folie à Deux

    Joker: Folie à Deux

    ★★★★★

    TODD PHILLIPS I SEE YOUR VISION! I SEE YOUR VISION!!!!! I went into this movie fully expecting the worse. I had not heard a single good thing about it and I was really excited to watch a bad movie as I usually love them. Then thirty minutes into the movie, I found myself incredibly scared. Scared because so far this movie was amazing and I was so scared about how they were gonna ruin it. I am incredibly pleased to…

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