Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 25 Dec 2024

  Willem Dafoe dresses like Captain Crunch and gets to pet cats whenever he’s on screen, and then they pair him up with Ralph Ineson. 6 stars

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  Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World 2003

  ★★★ Watched 20 Nov 2024

  Dad-core movie af. I think you need to be standing up & a foot away from the screen to get the intended experience. This movie is bout how you can survive any weather and French sickos as long as you’ve got your boys to horse around and fetch whimsy with (just try not to shoot them on accident).

Popular reviews

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  Naruto the Movie: Ninja Clash in the Land of Snow 2004

  ★★½ Watched 31 Mar 2022

  Bro they must be mandated to put that fucking swing in LMAOOOO

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  Madea's Big Happy Family 2011

  ★★★ Watched 26 Feb 2022

  This is one Madea movie I’m taking to the grave with me

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