Recent reviews

• 

  Submarine 2010

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Jan 2025

  I enjoy the aesthetic of sickly British child skulking around in a large coat. I would lean into Alex turner’s voice like a cartoon dog sniffing a pie.

• 

  I Saw the TV Glow 2024

  ★★★ Watched 22 Jan 2025

  Felt like watching the junior year student led play of a slightly accredited performing arts school in a black box theatre.

Popular reviews

• 

  Star Wars: The Last Jedi 2017

  ½ Watched 05 Jul 2023

  FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK WHY WHY WHY WHY WHYW FUCK FUCK WHYW WHYW FUCK FUCK WHY WHAT DID YOU DO RIAN WHAT DID YOU DO RIAN FUJC FUCK I HATE YOU IHATE YOU I HATE YOU IHATE YOU I HATE YOU FUCK FUCK FUCK RIAN WHY RIAN WHY I HATE TOU WHY

       How do you so supremely destroy the excellent set up that was the force awakens. Heyo let’s throw away Finn(the best character in Episode 7) Heyo…

• 

  Recycle 2007

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Jan 2024

  I don’t know about you but seeing a guy Ollie of a ramp to then hit a guy with a flying knee, land the ollie then hit a grind of a rail, is all I could ever want in a film. With a mix of awesome slo mo action sequences and compelling dialogue transmutators just wowed me through and through. Christos could beat Captain America in a fight with his abilities to defy physics and the Angelo vs Lin Manuel…

Following