Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 2017

  ★★★★ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

  we skipped doctor strange bc i’m too fragile to cope with benedict cumbersome’s face for 2 hours straight

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  Guardians of the Galaxy 2014

  ★★★★ Rewatched 09 Mar 2025

  ‘this little green whore is also my friend’ - kaminski 2025

Popular reviews

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  Jackass: The Lost Tapes 2009

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 25 Nov 2020

  steve o: BLURHWHSHJ EEHHRRGGG 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 
  me: 👍🏻

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  Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous 2008

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Feb 2022

  i choose to enjoy this movie as a film about female friendship & empowerment not military propaganda. jessica simpson’s serve of the century. literally