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  A Good Day to Die Hard 2013

  Watched 13 Jul 2014

  I'm not sure if Bruce was getting paid by the line, but he said "I'm on vacation!" and "Jack!" a lot..... It's like the script writers ran out of witty things for him to say. I mean, did they even try to write a proper script? Was there a 100 word limit?

  I reckon I can do scripts like that.

  Bruce: "I'm on vacation!"
  Bruce: "Jack!"
  Repeat for 90mins.
  Bruce: "Yippee ki-yay expletive!"

  Roll credits, where's my check?

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  300: Rise of an Empire 2014

  Watched 15 Mar 2014

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Paranormal Activity 2007

  Watched 12 Jan 2014

  It's ok, I didn't feel like sleeping ever again anyway.

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