Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  It was decent, but why do cinema-goers laugh at things on screen that are objectively not funny 😂

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  Flight Risk 2025

  ★½ Watched 25 Jan 2025

  Awful film. Probably the worst film I’ll see this year. How I didn’t walk out halfway through, I’ll never know.

  - Mark Wahlberg’s character was OKAY, probably the redeeming factor to the film
  - Topher Grace’s character seriously pissed me off. The writing for his script sucked ass
  - female lead was meh. Her performance was seriously unconvincing
  - Hassan, your objective was to get the Marshall to safety, not slide in her fucking pants

  It was just shit. Second half is the only reason I didn’t give it 1 star.

Popular reviews

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  A Real Pain 2024

  ★★★ Watched 13 Jan 2025

  Decent, wouldn’t pain me if I didn’t watch it again. The acting performances were the best part of this film.

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★ Watched 22 Nov 2024

  This was hot shit. All over the place. The cgi was awful and overused. The writing was dreadful. Too much nostalgia baiting tbh.