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  Mickey 17 2025

  Watched 12 Mar 2025

  David Zaslav: Hey here’s a blank check for your next film, so long as it’s WB producing it, you interested?
  Bong Joon Ho talking to his newly obtained Oscar: It wouldn’t be considered incest because that’s a clone of you, and if he has sex with your wife that’s not exactly cucking either that’s you. It’s more akin to self love, kind of like masturbation.
  David Zaslav:…

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  The Substance 2024

  Watched 01 Jan 2025

  I’m feeling incredibly normal about this movie. Thinking about the script for this movie, it has an action line that’s just SCHLLLLLLURP. Gorgeous movie, when I close my eyes all I see is Dennis Quaids fuck ass face.

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  Longlegs 2024

  Watched 11 Jul 2024

  Bro those legs where crazy long I thought they were lying.

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