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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ½ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  Look...... I'll preface this by saying that I'm an MCU fan. Even with their inferior recent projects (Antman 3, Secret Invasion etc) there's still been something tethering them to the MCU as a whole & a uniqueness of creative vision that helps it to retain some charm. But this??? This incomprehensibly boring ugly lifeless slop??? Not a single redeeming quality I'm afraid. No shade to Anthony Mackie, or Danny Ramirez who I find quite charming, but that script was so diabolically…

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025 1

  RIDLEY SCOTT YOU ARE A NASTY CUNT & I FUCKING HATE YOU. I HOPE YOU GO TO YOUR GRAVE KNOWING THIS ONE BITCH ON LETTERBOXD HOPES YOU ROT!!

  I FOR ONE will not be weirdly quiet, dismissive or unacknowledging of the fact that he cast the BEAUTIFULLLL May Calamawy as a major female lead then ENTIRELY, SILENTLY ERASED HER when she (a Palestinian woman!) said Free Palestine!! & Hollywood's little bitch f*scist ass just let it happen all while this poor woman…

Popular reviews

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  Omni Loop 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Sep 2024

  It's a really specific suffering to watch a low-budget, barely-advertised streaming movie like this, be gagged, cry like a bitch, consider it one of the best movies you've seen all year, then come onto Letterboxd when you've finished having an existential revelation to see all these FUCKING MIDDLING 2-3 STAR REVIEWS RAAAAAAH

  You just didn't understand it like I understand it! Maybe you're not a hyper-ambitious woman preoccupied with your own mortality & convinced that you're going to die of a…

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  Solaris 1972

  ½ Watched 31 Jul 2022 2

  Sorry but… what? 

  I know this movie is fucking revered & I’m not saying it shouldn’t be, I’m just saying it’s not for me. At all. I guess I just don’t get it. Maybe I’m not clever or avant garde enough. But I thought this was an absolutely agonising viewing experience. 

  So many slow zooms! So many… slow everythings. Painful. Nothing happened in the whole first 40 minutes. Oh what’s this! A slow zoom on his ear! What could it mean!…