Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Flow 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  Thanks to Matīss Kaža for coming to us before NYU my king 

  If you don’t like this you have no spirit, no joie de vivre. Remarkable picture

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  I Saw the TV Glow 2024

  Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Just barrels at you and leaves you flat on your ass. The credits will play out in full for this one (despite HBO’s infuriating insistence on pushing the new Eli Roth trash  on you)
   A true bummer and an excellent film. Thank God we got Schoenbrun right now

Popular reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 10 Mar 2025 1

  A roaring good time! We laughed our frigging asses off!! Pattinson, man. You can tell which Mickey is which just by looking at him, you don’t even need to hear his voice. What he achieves with his body in this is really a thing of beauty. And Ruffalo is good in this, too. Everyone’s good.

  I just love Bong. And I love those Creepers. 

  Nifelheim!

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ½ Watched 15 Jan 2025 1

  Alright no joke this might genuinely be the worst movie I’ve ever seen in my entire life. What chemtrails are being sprayed, what fentanyl fluoride is being put into the water supply that this movie is the awards darling of the year so far? Is everyone just experiencing mass psychosis right now? Is this the new dancing plague? The Emilia Perez Plague?

  It’s rare for something to fail on every single possible level but man oh man is this just…