Dewsus_Christ

Dewsus_Christ

Favorite films

  • Aftersun
  • Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
  • Past Lives
  • Coraline

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  • Corpse Bride

    ★★★½

  • Zulu

    ★★★½

  • Marty

    ★★★½

  • Perfect Days

    ★★★★

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  • Marty

    Marty

    ★★★½

    This guy asks a girl to dance and calls her a dog three times during a two minute shuffle. He then offers her his icebox chicken at home after letting her get out one sentence on the walk back. She, naturally, becomes obsessed with him.

    People keep saying how relatable the film is. I believe it is for the aforementioned reasons.

    Very wholesome.

  • Perfect Days

    Perfect Days

    ★★★★

    Honestly criminal if he gets paid minimum wage for cleansing those toilets. Just cubes and cubes of pure glass, fingermarks would appear just for touching the door to leave.

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  • Waiting for Godot

    Waiting for Godot

    ★★★★

    The most meaningful nonsense I've ever heard.

  • Grown Ups 2

    Grown Ups 2

    ★★

    What a cinematic masterpiece. Constant spectacle one after another. It had sassy black people who I found hilarious, busty ladies, Steve Buscemi, fart jokes, the list goes on and on.

    I loved how they opened plot points only then to never return to them, other than a single scene half an hour later, where the conflict was resolved in A HILARIOUS MANNER!

    Get off your high horse cinephiles, this is cinema.

    2 star.

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