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The Monkey 2025
Started off with the potential to be an in-your-face, horror comedy classic.
Unfortunately, it wasn't able to maintain that momentum. With a very unfunny second half, introducing a more serious, lackluster and frankly boring 'family drama' and more unbelievable and poorly executed deaths and characters (the long haired idiot with police outfit....what the hell was that?!).
Also, I thought Theo James did a shitty job with his shot at a double role, playing the adult twin brothers. The kid actors…
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The Substance 2024
A modern day body horror masterpiece. Think 'The Thing', 'The Fly', 'Death Becomes Her', 'Freaky Friday' and 'Neon Demon' all rolled into one instant cult classic!
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Blood Creek 2009
Starts off with a cool premise (gotta love the occult WWII theme) but with sloppy camera work, bad dialogues and generally poor acting, this mostly falls flat.
Also, the horse scene was absolutely laughable.
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