Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Krampus 2015

  ★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  at one point i started playing silly sound effects on a soundboard and the people i was watching with couldn't tell it wasn't actually a part of the movie for like at least the first three

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  Cuckoo 2024

  ★★★ Watched 07 Feb 2025

  i wish i knew what happened in this movie

Popular reviews

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  Double Black 2011

  ★½ Watched 08 Jun 2024

  i really wanted that last guy to take off his shirt and underneath was THREE black diamonds

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  Late Night with the Devil 2023

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 06 Jun 2024

  when david said "or maybe you're joining us in the theater for the 5th time" it felt so personal i was almost actually frightened it was targeting me specifically. i was genuinely the only person to go to this special screening at my theater. & realistically its bc it was 6pm on a thursday, but i'd like to think it's because jack delroy and i needed a private moment alone together on account of our torrid love affair that we must be having at this point 8 watches in.

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