Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  Pure comedic gore 
  Thoroughly enjoyed it 
  The gruesome kills were *chefs kiss*

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  China Salesman 2017

  ½ Watched 28 Feb 2025

  The only good thing that came from this movie are the hysterically awful reviews it received.

  Edit: This just in there are still 40 minutes left

Popular reviews

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  Hatchet 2006

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Apr 2024

  Oh how I miss old school shitty horror movies 
  This movie made my heart so happy 
  The graphic violence and gore is something we don’t see anymore! And the homage Hatchet made to some classic horrors was… chefs kiss! 
  Brownie points for all the fun cameos

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  Cade: The Tortured Crossing 2023

  ★ Watched 10 Mar 2024

  I don’t know if Breens movies are getting better or worse.

  Essentially it’s trying to be a sequel to Twisted Pair with more attempts at special effects, HD stock video, terrible green screen usage, horrible editing, Thriller dance sequence… and I can keep going. 

  It’s a terrible fun movie to watch after shots of absinthe … maybe…

  He kept his clothes on for this one 

  There was a tiger 
  lol

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