Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Heart Eyes 2025

  ★★½ Watched 17 Feb 2025

  Never thought I’d come out of a horror movie going “that was cute”

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  Zoey 102 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 06 Feb 2025

  I couldn't decide if this should get a 1 star for its comedically low budget or 5 stars for the nostalgic appeal. In the end I went with 5 because of the ashley flowers pop-culture reference.

Popular reviews

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  Eloise at Christmastime 2003

  ★★★★★ Watched 05 Dec 2024

  Eloise at Christmas? Give me Eloise at Halloween! Eloise at 4 of July! Eloise at Presidents’ Day! I truly cannot get enough of that headstrong little girl from the Plaza hotel.

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★ Watched 21 Oct 2024

  Limitless meets ozempic in this thriller with the gorey details written by a team of 14 year olds. 

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