Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  Probably the first time I’ve cackled during a “torture” scene. 

  Jack Quaid definitely inherited that Meg Ryan charm cause it didn’t come from Dennis, I tell you what. No offense to Dennis Quaid, you were bomb in Dragonheart.

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  Eye of the Beholder 1999

  ★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025 1

  There is so much of this I don’t understand. How did he…”dislocate” his daughter? Why is he not sure which girl in the class photo is his daughter? Whatever. 

  I think the main take away from this film is that you can be a little obsessed with a serial killer if she slays.

Popular reviews

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  Smile 2 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Oct 2024

  If the Smile demon (or whatever) came for Lady Raven she would’ve put it down by the end of her matinee concert, I can tell you that much.

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Sep 2024

  I would’ve needed way more instructions than they seemed to. Maybe even some pictures or diagrams. Also Sue’s HGTV show when? “So Sue Me”? Just spitballing.