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A Quiet Place: Day One 2024
Squishy bullshit. Quiet bullshit.
You could watch this or an insurance/bank commercial in a fraction of the time, with a shit tonne less of the unsatisfying gimmick of ‘silence’ as a stand in for ‘entertainment’. I died watching this because I gagged on my own tongue and the noise of me choking on my tongue made everyone jealous.This movie is about wanting and eventually getting fentanyl.
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Verotika 2019
Clearly Danzig has spent more time in strip clubs than regular rooms. First film of this triptych (does he know that word?) is the clear crowd favorite due to it's inexplicable setting in Porn-France. The two remaining films are strange variations on the same theme of horny woman puppeteered by a horny director to harm other woman. My third watch of this garbage. More disturbing than the first two.
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Crimson Tide 1995
What the hell are you people on? American juice?
Whilst this is stacked with top tier talent, and I'm a big T. Scott fan...this movie felt like being yelled at by two dads for two hours. It aint no Das Boot by a long shot. Starts well, but succumbs to complete dad thriller energy. The score is possibly to blame for most of the films jingoistic short fallings. I wanted to stab myself with a sharply folded flag in the groin.
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