João Dias

João Dias

724Films

12This year

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Deciding the rating of a movie takes 110% of my brain power

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Favorite films

  • The Green Mile
  • Before Sunrise
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • The Father

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  • Flow

    ★★★★

  • The Apprentice

    ★★★½

  • Recollections of the Yellow House

  • (500) Days of Summer

    ★★★★

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  • Flow

    Flow 2024

    ★★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

    When they broke King Julien's mirror I wanted to cry

  • The Apprentice

    The Apprentice 2024

    ★★★½ Watched 09 Mar 2025

    This feels like a Gotham City villain origin story

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  • Recollections of the Yellow House

    Recollections of the Yellow House 1989

    Watched 03 Mar 2025

    "Havias de ver os calos que eu tenho nos beiços da cona por causa dos colhões do meu marido, ouviste?"

  • Dream Scenario

    Dream Scenario 2023

    ★★★ Watched 25 Dec 2023

    After Nicolas Cage farted, everything went to shit.

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