Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Godfather 1972

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  I’m starting to think I don’t agree with this masc lesbian Michael’s moral values

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  Fight Club 1999

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  fuck.. im … Bitch tits?

Popular reviews

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  Dial M for Murder 1954

  ★ Watched 02 Nov 2020

  you see my initial problem is that i hate listening to men. some could say ive perfected the art of dousing out ceaseless male musings so by the time we reached the action i had absolutely no fucking idea what was going on! all i know is it kind of seems like this guy doesn’t live by the girls just wanna have fun code of honor......

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  Escape Room: Tournament of Champions 2021

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Aug 2021 1

  bae and i didn’t  even hate watch this. we have experienced a cathartic ego death through the escape room cinematic world. i’ve abandoned all pretenses. i feel not the slightest urge to preface my celebration of the escape room tournament of champions by noting how goofy it is. 

  how dare you people analyze this in league with your Good Film Criteria talking about “Bad acting” and “incoherent plot”. escape room is not bound by your motion picture appraisal tactics. do…

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