Diddykong5

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Favorite films

  • Children of Men
  • To Be or Not to Be
  • Barton Fink
  • One Sings, the Other Doesn't

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  • Venom: The Last Dance

    ★★½

  • Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

    ★★★★

  • Paddington in Peru

    ★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★

    Yeah so unfortunately for me it suffers from the "Malignant" problem of "the ending is fun but it's too much of a slog to get there".

    It's messaging is as subtle as a sledgehammer to the face, the dialogues are ridiculously cliché which I'm sure it's on purpose but it's becoming grating very quickly, everything is text and everything has to be text.... Ugh. Really wanted to like this more.

  • Skywalkers: A Love Story

    Skywalkers: A Love Story

    ★★★

    My face when he did all of this and dragged his partner along so he could make an NFT that sold for 20k like bro just get a real job

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  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★★★

    I was worried it wouldn't be fully a Sam Raimi film and let me tell you it is FULLY a Sam Raimi film.

    I'm scared of saying anything because I dont want to spoil it but if you think you're prepared for what you'll see, you're not prepared.

  • L'Eclisse

    L'Eclisse

    ★★½

    A white girl is bored and casually racist then fucks Alain Delon but her life still sucks. Anyway maybe it doesnt matter maybe we're all gonna die in a nuclear winter think about that sometimes huh?