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  Deep Fear 2023

  ★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  nicely rendered shark. fuck all else going for it i fear

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  The Shallows 2016

  ½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  simultaneously irritating as fuck and absolutely mind-numbingly boring

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  High School Musical 2006

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  the real message here is that these teenagers need better time management skills

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  The Muppet Christmas Carol 1992

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Dec 2024

  6 out of 5 stars. 11 out of 10. you think you know cinema? WRONG. this is where it's at. it's literally in the singing of a street corner choir. grow up.

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