Favorite films

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  Snow White 2025

  ★½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  i hope jonathan dies in the sequel

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  Uglies 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Sep 2024

  i want franchising. spinoffs. licensed games. comic books. action figures. plushies. cereal brand. pencil cases. musical. give me all of it.

Popular reviews

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  Madame Web 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Mar 2024

  Unfortunately the complexity of Madame Web (2024) has been lost on mainstream audiences. This is a heartfelt film about 4 women connected by the same web overcoming hardship, confusion, and their own differences. Dakota Johnson delivers the performance of her career, a grand evolution from her role in Fifty Shades of Grey. The 2025 Oscars ceremony will be sweeped by this cultural phenomenon gracing our very eyes.

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  Lemonade Mouth 2011

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 02 Nov 2023

  “are you ready for your music lessons?”

  Ariana Grande gulped
  Taylor Swift nodded
  Beyoncé shuddered
  Lady Gaga blinked nervously

  “yes, Lemonade Mouth" they said in unison

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