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The Big Lebowski 1998
It sucks. Can't remember the last time I saw a movie that was so vague and obtuse in how it presents itself while simultaneously having absolutely nothing to actually say.
Scenes feel like they just sort of happen one after the other and are so devoid of actually funny jokes and enjoyable characters that you can't even be entertained by where the plot goes. It gives you absolutely NOTHING to care about or get invested in, just a loose string…Translated from by -
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest 2006
Didn't think I'd seen this one the whole way through before. I've only ever seen the entirety of the first movie and I did enjoy watching it, soooooo here I am! Pirates 2! Woooooo
I'd heard mixed things going in so that runtime did scare me a bit, but I figured I could spend two and a half hours on a middling movie so long as it was still fun. And it is still fun. Just a bit disappointing coming…Translated from by
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Moana 2 2024
Goddammit.
I really, really wanted to hate this movie. Was thinking of what unfunny jokes I was gonna put in my review before I even watched it. Went in with the absolute lowest expectations I could have possibly had.
Aaaaaaaaand I ended up having a really solid time lmao.
It's nowhere near the first movie. Can't imagine anyone was surprised by that, Moana's like the perfect adventure movie and I will probably be buried with my DVD copy. It was…Translated from by -
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 2004
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
This movie really freaked me out in a way no movie has done for a long, long time lol. To be honest I'm not even sure if this movie's supposed to be that scary, but the idea of forgetting such important memories against your will is so terrifying to me personally that I can't see it any other way.
That sudden switch to Joel trying to escape the memory erasure is so well done, and the way they portray the…Translated from by
