Daniel Hilbourn

Daniel Hilbourn

Ripping bowls and filling holes since 2007

Favorite films

  • The Royal Tenenbaums
  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
  • Nope
  • Scream

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  • The Monkey

    ★★★★★

  • Saturday Night

    ★★★½

  • Abigail

    ★★

  • Challengers

    ★★★★★

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  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★★★★

    Oh my god loved it, huge improvement on Longlegs which was pretty good. Love the priest. Theo James playing twins in this is fine bc they’re barely in it together. Kids were really good. Really loved Oz’ role, that’s a good director role right there.

  • Saturday Night

    Saturday Night

    ★★★½

    I had a pretty good time, felt like all the performances were really solid, even whatever they’ve got Nicholas Braun doing. Wonderful job of the movie by staying true to history and absolutely glossing over like all the women in favor of lots of focus on the dudes. Glad Rosie gets some depth but I honestly had trouble telling Gilda and Larraine apart because we don’t do shit with them

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  • Mean Girls

    Mean Girls

    ★★

    Various thoughts

    RETRACTION: I think perhaps I was too harsh on Ms Rice. You have a fine voice but you’re not on the level of this film with a pretty stacked vocal cast, as the main character. This isn’t the music man. I think it’s the fault of the casting people, and I don’t blame you for taking a role when you have the chance, unless you somehow used nepo baby powers to get the role. I need to know,…

  • Bottoms

    Bottoms

    ★★★★½

    This movie has made all other gay high school movies obsolete. Move over love simon

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