Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The King 2019

  ★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  I almost felt a smidge of attraction towards Timothee when he was depressed at the beginning but then they gave him TERF bangs
  (Underrated inclusion in list of Robert Pattinson’s best silly voices)

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  Presence 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  What really haunts me about this movie is WHAT WAS THE WHITE COLLAR CRIME LUCY LIU WAS ABOUT TO GO DOWN FOR !!!!

Popular reviews

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  Love Lies Bleeding 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2024

  FANTASTIC MOVIE!!! People calling this any kind of fetishizing are either 1) internalized homophobes (fellow lesbians I promise you are allowed to enjoy sweaty buff ladies) or 2) no media literacy bc nothing about this was pornographic!!! Yes the lesbians are hot but all I could think about is how no one was showering before going down on that straight-out-of-the-gym bod and also I don’t think a movie with someone’s jaw getting ripped off and tons of insect related visceral horror is made to be titillating unless you have a weird bug kink 🤨

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  Queer 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  What if you took your situationship to South America and they didn’t like you back and you started going through withdrawal and kept falling down

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