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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  I think life is filled with a lot of people that claim to have a Harley Davidson, and a striking resemblance to Jason Momoa. When in fact, they have a Vespa and look like a thumb.

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  We all know that in order to effectively kill the monkey; they would need to completely submerge it in Arthur’s farts.

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  Trap 2024

  ½ Watched 02 Aug 2024

  Potentially up there with Beau is Afraid. Do not dedicate 105 minutes to this.

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  The Craigslist Killer 2011

  ½ Watched 17 Nov 2024

  I passed kidney stones today, and watching this movie was still more painful.

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