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  ★★★★ Watched 26 Sep 2023

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  Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Aug 2023

  What if I were to tell you that approximately 17 minutes into this film I felt that crying, shitting, and forming a blood clot in my carotid artery would be the only appropriate response on my behalf to the 18-inch dildo that was being shoved into the anus of my otherwise virgin innocent appreciation of the guardians of the galaxy franchise?

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