Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Top Gun 1986

  ★★★★ Added 3

  Must be my fav LB backdrop of two dudes openly flirting in a locker room while their husbands look on in disgust <3

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  Venom 2018

  ★★★★ Rewatched 03 Oct 2021 4

  I relate to Venom so much because I, too, am a loser on my planet, don't like people, and am in love with Eddie Brock.

Recent reviews

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  War 2007

  ★★½ Rewatched 07 Mar 2025

  Entertaining enough for most of its runtime, but then that ending was laughably weak and rushed 🥲

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  Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  Is literally every movie I watch in theatres in 2025 going to make me bawl like a baby??? 🥺 please (Also his name is Scott?? That was so cursed 😆)

  Oh and Leo Woodall, if you need another cougar, I am free whenever ✨️😌

Popular reviews

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  Sand Castle 2017

  ★★★ Rewatched 01 Dec 2022 2

  These bitches will yeehaw at the gym all day, then whine when they need to do some manual labor. Looking at you, Glen Powell 🙄

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  The Matrix Resurrections 2021

  ★★½ Watched 21 Dec 2021 11

  Oh boy. Rating may change as I rewatch (IF I rewatch - who am I kidding I know I will but Still). 30% of this was solid, interesting ideas and zeitgeist commentary in keeping with the trilogy. Then the other 70% just... highkey wasn't it.

  Unnecessary amount of new techy things, Pokémon-looking machines, attempts at... humour (pls don't), a flimsy plot, and Marvel-looking action (honestly HOW was the 1999 choreography AND CGI 100x better than this??). Plus unhinged meta that…