Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Crank 2006

  ★★ Watched 28 Mar 2025

  jason statham is to bald men what taylor swift is to women with hair

  i also like to believe the only reason this movie exists is because some dude was standing in front of a crowd of chinese guys with his girl and wondered if there’s any way to convince her to have sex with him right then and there, and then just decided to make a movie based around that

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  The Jerk 1979

  ★ Rewatched 26 Mar 2025

  in the same way alex from a clockwork orange was exposed to nazi reels and beethoven as aversion therapy for violent crimes, i should be medicated, strapped to an apparatus and forced to watch this shit in full every time i make a bad joke

Popular reviews

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  Borderlands 2024

  ½ Watched 07 Aug 2024

  brought my entire family to the premiere, we loved it! We each had our own favorite characters, I particularly liked Lillith—just a woman who takes no shit from others! My son Darren liked both Krieg and Claptramp. I can second the latter, the little robot was so funny! He reminded me a lot of other animated robots, like WALL-E. My husband didn’t want to say his favorite character at first, but after a bit of probing, he reluctantly said he’s in love with Tiny Tina.

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  Inside Llewyn Davis 2013

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Jun 2024

  awful movie, i think if a movies named inside llewyn davis, the camera should at some point actually go inside llewyn davis but who woulda guessed, my fucking wife disagrees again

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