Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Despicable Me 2010

  ★★★★ Rewatched 15 Dec 2024

  How about... “Dicksuckable Me”??😏😏😏

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★ Watched 08 Dec 2024

  Should’ve had more nudity.

Popular reviews

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  The Hot Chick 2002

  ★★★½ Rewatched 23 Nov 2022

  If I switched bodies with Jessica, you would be hard pressed to find me doing anything but flicking my bean

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  Cross of Iron 1977

  ★★★★½ Watched 30 Sep 2024

  After reading about how drinking Slivovitz everyday while filming this movie ruined Peckinpah’s life and career, I naturally drove immediately to the liquor store and bought some. It’s one of the worst drinks I’ve ever had. However, drinking half of the bottle and watching this movie on Sam Peckinpah’s wavelength made it so much better.

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