Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Bloodrunners 2017

  ★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  Sometimes you find a movie and read a description so crazy you have no choice left but to click and watch. Sometimes you find gold. Sometimes you don’t. This film is not gold.

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★ Watched 25 Jan 2025

  Bad writing, bad plot, bad lighting, bad pacing, bag character development, too much fan service. Why is this movie rated so highly?

Popular reviews

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  Caveman 1981

  ★ Watched 22 Mar 2021

  An hour + of grunting and basically, a stream of constant rape jokes. It’s worth watching only so you can appreciate good movies once again.

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  The Descent 2005

  ★ Watched 23 Feb 2021

  They had a great claustrophobic feeling film going. That is until the tribe of killer golems from LOTR show up and start killing people. Then it goes from being genuinely suspenseful to instantly stupid. If I wanted to watch shmeagle kill something, I’d watch him eat that fish in the LOTR series.

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