Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Wolf Man 2025

  ★★½ Watched 12 Feb 2025

  After reading about the movie this could have been,
  I started to look at the final film differently.

  It's still a good film though.

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  Smile 2 2024

  ★ Watched 06 Dec 2024

  The blatant and shameless Voss Product Placement was the scariest and most entertaining part of the entire film.

Popular reviews

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  Deadstream 2022

  ½ Added

  Holy Moses smothered in roses. I feel like I've fallen into an alternate dimension where garbage is gold.

  Are people rating this film high ironically? Is this a joke??

  This movie was an absolute shit-show! The only scary thing about this film is just how many people are praising it. It felt like a cheap, late-night SciFi channel, Anchor Bay film meant to cash in on the zoomer Twitch/Influencer craze. Something that a few college friends shoot over the weekend;…

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  Skinamarink 2022

  ½ Added 1

  Absolute shit. Point your phone camera at the corner of a wall, zoom in as far as you can and hold it there for 2 minutes. That's what this is.

  This was 90 minutes of poor establishing shots and muffled ADR, overlaid with a faux film grain filter.

  There is a distinct difference between experimental filmmaking and making a Youtube poop. Calling it pretentious would imply that it has a forced message or is trying to "say something." This is…