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  • Weekend Deadaway

    ½

  • Elf in the Hood

    ★★

  • Incubus: New Beginnings

    ½

  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★★

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  • Weekend Deadaway

    Weekend Deadaway

    ½

    This fucking things runtime is 1.28..nothing happens till 59 minutes in. It's just them being the most boring cunts and so cringe.
    The ending is so obvious and this has to the hold the record for most fade to black cuts in any god damn movie I ever seen. Kills are lame. Fuck you!
    Don't pause to rock a piss. Go hiking or poke yourself with something, motherfucker!

  • Elf in the Hood

    Elf in the Hood

    ★★

    This wasn't as fucked as I expected it to be. The elf is CGI dick garbage but it kept me interested.
    Some shit that I didn't understand, not sure if that little fucker could be in two places at once or some shit.

    Get drunk, watch this bullshit with friends, they might not talk to you again but eh!
    Pause needed to rock a piss

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  • The Empty Man

    The Empty Man

    ½

    I grew up in San Francisco.. Yea we know you fuck. You told us 4 times..

    I had to rewind the bullshit dialog when fuck stick and that one bitch meet on the bench cause it was jacked and fuck stick didn't even what that bitch was saying either.. Cut your cock off and call it a day and skip this..

    The only good thing about this fucking movie was the kitchen scene which made me hungry for Chinese food!

  • Amityville Scarecrow

    Amityville Scarecrow

    ½

    Nothing cunting happens for 45 minutes of this cock of a movie. Shit gets started and they then watch a 5 minute video of their ho ass mom and then the lamest fucking bullshit and the ending few minutes just really hurt my ass..

    Fuck this movie.. Fuck there is a fucking sequel

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