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  • Nosferatu

    ★★★★

  • The Matrix

    ★★★★½

  • Pieces

    ★★★

  • Alien: Romulus

    ★½

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★

    Ellen cuck-shames Thomas into giving her the dickdown while she fantasizes about Count Orlok's CGI schlong

  • The Matrix

    The Matrix

    ★★★★½

    I am glad that Lilly and Lana Wachowski understood that having a shitload of cables looks cooler than not having a shitload of cables

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  • Terrifier 3

    Terrifier 3

    ★★★★★

    Reasons to see this movie:

    -It's the funniest of the series
    -It's the scariest of the series
    -It has the best character development of the series
    -It's the most demonic
    -The cinematography in this movie is fucking insane. Do yourself a favor and see it on the big screen, every frame looks so fucking good.
    -Art the Clown's performance has never been better. Seriously, he's never looked so gleeful
    -This movie made me retroactively go knock one star off my…

  • Alien

    Alien

    ★★★★½

    What dat little mouth do