karl

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I like when movies make me cry and/or shit my pants

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Favorite films

  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • Carrie
  • Dancer in the Dark
  • Carol

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  • Le Bonheur

    ★★★½

  • Opus

    ★½

  • Polytechnique

    ★★★½

  • Memories of Murder

    ★★★★

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  • A Complete Unknown

    A Complete Unknown

    ★★★

    we deserve each other me and BOB 💜

  • Carol

    Carol

    ★★★★★

    I’m very normal about this film like it does not consume my everlasting thoughts like it does not flow through my veins in my frail body and soul like it does not fill my heart with so much love and tears it out and drains all that love into a void of nothingness like I’m so normal about Carol. 

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  • Le Bonheur

    Le Bonheur

    ★★★½

    Men ain’t shit & happy women’s history month 🥳🍾

  • Opus

    Opus

    ★½

    Happy St Patrick’s Day Irish Queen Ayo Edebiri 🇮🇪

    Wtf was this… first of all I am running on like 2 hours of sleep but this film felt so incoherent and underdeveloped . I did not get enough introductions to the characters nor the plot. For a movie about a cult I’d expect the cult to be appetizing in a way. John Malkovich as an ‘alluring’ pop icon from the 90s was …. a choice…. definitely believe he was miscasted.…

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  • It's What's Inside

    It's What's Inside

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Babygirl

    Babygirl

    ★★½

    me but with chocolate milk