Favorite films

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  The Return of Jafar 1994

  ★½ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  When the end came I thought “wow, I can’t believe they wrote a 4 hour sequel to Aladdin”.
  Then I realized it was only an hour or so after I put it on. It was bad. It was boring

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  Heart Eyes 2025

  ★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  I really enjoyed some of the kills in Heart Eyes. It there’s just so much weird shit going on. Dude is killing everyone at the drive in yet some people run to him? Wtf?

Popular reviews

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  Barely Legal 2003

  ★★ Watched 07 Apr 2022

  Not the worst to come out of the 2000s Lampoon era but this movie feels like it could have been condensed to 30 minutes without really losing anything

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  Dangerous Intentions 1995

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Dec 2021

  I’m a sucker for Lifetime movies. This was certainly an intense one with action from bell to bell. A little more character development would have been nice but otherwise great

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