3.0

Boris The Animal (He’s not here is he?) is probably my favorite villain in the franchise, maybe slightly less attractive than the main villain of MIB2, but he makes up for it in spirit for sure

Josh Brolin was great as young Tommy Lee Jones, and it allowed me to squint my eyes and imagine I was watching No Country For Old Men 2 so that’s a win in my book

This was probably the funniest of the three…

2.5

Definitely one of the greatest movies to have its star rap an original song about the movie during the credits, second only to the original of course

Like half this movie was spent on bringing Agent K back and restoring his memory when it could’ve been spent on much more interesting topics like CGI stoner aliens and a talking dog, what were they thinking

Why did Johnny Knoxville’s character just disappear halfway through the movie? He was the main…

1.3

Every character in this movie talks like a video game NPC trying to give the player as much information as possible, “There’s no way out…except backstage, of course”, “Police check everyone coming out…except for Lady Raven’s small group, of course”,”How did they get out of the room? Oh, there was a window and a tree next to it that they must’ve climbed down”

I didn’t realize this was an MCU installment because this guy clearly has superpowers, how did…

0.2

Joel Schumacher deserves a cell in Arkham Asylum for this

This movie was simultaneously over-the-top and under-the-bottom at the same time

Tried to do way too many plot lines and characters

There’s gotta have been a writer’s strike when this was being written, the dialogue made me want to die-alogue (that was an example of the type of lines in this movie)

Everything that was bad about Batman Forever was exacerbated in this movie

George Clooney was boring as…