Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Boy, the Mole, the Fox and the Horse 2022

  ★ Watched 29 Jan 2025

  of all the movies to have a completely misleading title. un fucking believable.

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  Cold Fish 2010

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Jan 2025

  dope ass fish

Popular reviews

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  Baby Reindeer 2024

  ½ Watched 27 Apr 2024 10

  This guy wrote, directed, and starred in a Netflix original miniseries documenting in meticulous detail how much of an irrational, stupid, talentless, psychotic loser he is while effectively begging on all fours for you to feel bad for him.

  How the fuck did this happen.

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ½ Watched 27 Oct 2023

  I find it really funny how fans of the series are dunking on IGN for their review criticizing the movie for having "too much plot," when in reality, they're totally right. The plot of these games is so nonsensical and stupid that adapting it into a film really shows how hastily written it all was. What people seem to really forget is that the original game wasn't so beloved for its lore - that came later - but rather for…

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