Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Opus 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  Hot take apparently- but I liked this. Sue me. I had a good time watching it and I would watch it again. It also had me giggling. Yeah, sure, it’s got a lot of tropes of recent horror movies but at least it’s not another live action Disney remake.

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  Shanghai Noon 2000

  ★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  You said wet shirt won’t break- not piss shirt bend bars

Popular reviews

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  Bram Stoker's Dracula 1992

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Jan 2025

  I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!! There are legitimately horrible bits (mostly Keanu Reeves’s British accent) but good lord the first time I ever watched this my jaw was on the floor the entire time due to all the amazing visual effects and the FEELING IN MY SOUL!!
  Also: “take me away from all this death” while sucking Gary old man’s chest is insane why did I vibe with it

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  Ghost World 2001

  ★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  Perhaps this is too close to the reality I’ve experienced and that’s why it gave me the ick 70% of the time