Favorite films

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  Den of Thieves 2018

  ★½ Watched 21 Dec 2024

  this was MADE for divorced dads.

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★ Watched 16 Jan 2024

  the lengths men WOULD GO for a piece of real estate.

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  War Dogs 2016

  ★★ Watched 18 Feb 2021 1

  todd phillips trying to do marty scorsese (complete with voice over narration!). bradley cooper is swell though.

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  The Death of Dick Long 2019

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Mar 2021

  “dipshit fargo” is the funniest two-word review of this flick i’ve seen thus far. andre hyland can do no wrong. y’all wanna get weird? i need to visit this under the influence of sorts real, real soon!

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