Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  I'm Still Here 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 09 Feb 2025

  Second time seeing it tonight and Idk why I forgot to review it the first time but uhhh yeah Torres for the Oscar!!

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  Flight Risk 2025

  ★★ Watched 30 Jan 2025

  I’m being very generous with this one. Only because I had no idea who directed the film and it was the greatest plot twist I’ve ever seen in a film

Popular reviews

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  Fifty Shades of Grey 2015

  ½ Watched 19 Jun 2024

  I want the record to show that I was forced to watch this by heathens. 

  Genuinely one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen in my life. 
  The acting is god awful, the script is worse, and the movie is sooo overly saturated. They also could found two more attractive people for this roles. There’s also no definite beginning middle and end to this film. 

  However, I totally recommend watching this movie with audio descriptions. Makes it so much funnier.  

  “Christian spanks Anastasia with the slightest smirk”

  This movie gets an F for Fifty shades of bullshit

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  Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire 2024

  ★★½ Watched 23 Apr 2024

  Worst lesbian ghost love story everrrrr

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