Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Trap 2024

  ★★ Watched 01 Nov 2024

  What's the old saying? "Just because you can doesn't mean you should."

  A fun start that quickly devolves into an absolute cold porridge of complete stupidity.

  But Josh Hartnett was a riot at least.

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  Strange Darling 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Oct 2024

  Wow
  And Giovanni Rbisi shot this?!
  Wow.

Popular reviews

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  Slumber Party Massacre II 1987

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 10 Jul 2020 1

  To quote Dwight Yoakam:

  Now it's guitar-power drill, Rock 'n Roll Muuuuusic.
  Lonley, lonely girls with no clothes.

  It's bat-shit crazy in the absolute best possible way.

  Seriously, dude's got a power drill guitar. That's it. That is literally all you need to know.

  That either sends blood rushing to your naughty bits or you don't know cinema.

  Best of the series, hands down.

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  Radical Jack 2001

  ★ Watched 19 Sep 2020

  You know when you read a ton of negative reviews for a movie, and you think, there’s no way it’s that bad, so you watch it, and you’re right, it’s not that bad, everyone is just giving it a hard time?

  That’s not the cas with Radical Jack. It really is that bad. 

  I mean holy shit...it’s really bad. Like wow, so bad.

  “Neat and tidy, Jack.”

  No. It wasn’t.