If I were young Hercules and those Greek street youths called me jerkules I would’ve killed them with mallei I can tell you that much.
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Gizmo! 1977
Human stupidity at its most ingenious.
Several people dream up bladed inventions no sane person would ever strap to themselves. About a dozen completely unrelated people dress up as birds to leap off of small cliffs/towers and inevitably drop right back to the ground. Someone invents a talking grandfather clock to cockblock your daughter (or else papa will come down and give you the hallelujahs!) A woman zip lines across New York using her teeth. A man zip lines across the beach using his hair. There’s zip-up shower caps for your beard, smoking briefcases, monowheels and giant harmonicas.
What’s not to love?!
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