Derek Kudjer

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That’s the way it crumbles….cookie-wise

Favorite films

  • Pulp Fiction
  • High and Low
  • Jaws
  • The Third Man

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  • The Monkey

    ★★½

  • Anora

    ★★★★

  • Hook

  • The Brutalist

    ★★★★½

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  • Poor Things

    Poor Things

    ★★★★★

    Chicago International Film Festival 
    With Q/A from Holly Waddington

    Emma Stone is going to go down as one of the greatest to ever do it. Barbie and Frankenstein for adult sickos (me). Yorgos in his absolute bag for 2.5 hours. Shout out to my fish-eye king. Probably the funniest and definitely horniest film of the year. Dafoe also shines like no one else in these types of roles too

    Normalize calling sex “furious jumping” from now on. Cheesed to meet ya!

  • The Exorcist: Believer

    The Exorcist: Believer

    I have information that will lead to the arrest of David Gordon Green

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  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★½

    AMC Early Access 

    Teenage me would have absolutely had this movie on repeat

  • Anora

    Anora

    ★★★★

    When the movie is focused on Ani is when it really shines. The screwball comedy aspect when tracking Ivan down is still good and funny, but I was captivated every single frame Mikey Madison was on screen. Those last ten minutes secured her Oscar my goodness 

    “Better learn English before attempting French”
    “Touché”

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  • Licorice Pizza

    Licorice Pizza

    ★★★★★

    PTA could literally name the film “Untitled Paul Thomas Anderson Project” and I would give it 5 stars

  • Blonde

    Blonde

    Self bonking myself ahead of time because we are getting the NC-17 cut baby