The criticisms are ALL real and valid. I agree with them (ex. French director: no; non-Mexican actresses (excluding one): no). Nevertheless, the movie is not the piece of trash that everyone is making it out to be.
It worked on a lot of levels, and is way more entertaining than anyone is giving it credit for. The cinematography was great (it’s hard for a film not to have that nowadays, though). When the tone was dark and ominous—seductive even (like…